Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL and red flames with small

and red flames with small embers at its base

Cozy and durable

Navy block text at the bottom reads "SINCE 1773

but somebody should put Johnny in an LLC

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL and red flames with smallTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads