President Abraham Drinkin' - Unisex Sweatshirt jackson Bold white serif text reads

Bold white serif text reads "THE BEETUS" across the top

text reading "Have Gun Will Travel

NY" in period typography at the bottom

A vintage tattoo-style illustration below depicts a skin-tone leg in a fishnet stocking and high heel shoe topped with a golden-yellow fringed lampshade

Seeking ancient wisdom at a fortune cookie factory requires the kind of faith that only a true martial arts romantic possesses

President Abraham Drinkin' - Unisex Sweatshirt jackson Bold white serif text readsAbraham Lincoln freed a nation but couldn't free himself from being the default clip art for every guy who needs a constitutional excuse to shotgun a beer at noon. Campaign poster styling really sells getting hammered as a civic duty. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln in a blue top hat, blue coat, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of beer. Gold horizontal lines frame the word "PRESIDENT" in small white serif type, above large