My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Women's T-Shirt classic Distressed white Western serif text

Distressed white Western serif text reads "I'M YOUR" above a large white handlebar mustache illustration

Inspired by Dune

with the letter "O" replaced by a stylized orange incorporating Burton Mercer's face and green leaves

Wooderson didn't just crack the code

and a baseball mid-release from his throwing hand

My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Women's T-Shirt classic Distressed white Western serif textListing mahogany and leather bound books as credentials is the mating call of a man whose confidence vastly outpaces his self awareness. Somewhere a Pottery Barn catalog weeps with envy. Inspired by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed uppercase sans serif text reads "MY APARTMENT SMELLS OF" curving over larger golden yellow decorative serif text reading "Rich Mahogany" in a vintage lettering style with