President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Cartoon-style green and blue globe

Cartoon-style green and blue globe illustration sits at center with "PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE" in stylized lettering across it

A hand-drawn sailboat on ocean waves with clouds and birds fills the center

text reading "Have Gun Will Travel

Hobbs made Excalibur for the diamond

A high-contrast black and white illustration depicts a heavyset bald man in a crouching stance aiming a tommy gun

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Cartoon-style green and blue globeTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text