Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex T-Shirt mississippi " above a large glossy

" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender-purple and golden-yellow halves

marking the end of an era for this mid-century establishment

and it didn't even get to pick its own mailbox color

Block serif text at the bottom reads "MOORHEAD

a detailed cartoon illustration depicts Santa Claus riding a galloping white unicorn with a golden horn

Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex T-Shirt mississippi " above a large glossyA founding philosophy so efficient it barely needed a Constitution. Attributed here to George Washington, 1776, which makes it historically accurate enough. The Details: A large red vintage engraving portrait of George Washington wearing a blue paisley bandana across his forehead anchors the design. Old English gothic blue script below reads "Stay Strapped Or Get Clapped" with red attribution "~George Washington, 1776" beneath. Two color red and blue