Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu "GRASS" in oversized bold letters

"GRASS" in oversized bold letters

Smaller white sans-serif text below reads "3730 CRENSHAW BLVD

black text reads "ESTABLISHED" above distressed red serif numerals "1897

the surf report comes with napalm

White block text reads "GET IT AT" above pink neon-style cursive reading "Porky's

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu "GRASS" in oversized bold lettersMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET