The Boys Are Back In Town - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL " and "BASEBALL CLUB" above

" and "BASEBALL CLUB" above a small white home plate icon

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Earning the title of okayest aunt means the nephews are alive and nobody called the authorities

Lincoln dropping life advice at a San Dimas mall podium like he's closing out Gettysburg is peak accuracy for two dudes who say "So-crates

A distressed illustration depicts an erupting volcano with red plume clouds

The Boys Are Back In Town - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL " and "BASEBALL CLUB" aboveJesus and Santa rolling up in the same sleigh is the Christmas equivalent of two divorced parents showing up to the recital together. December's been running this awkward double billing for two thousand years and nobody's questioned the lineup. The Details: Golden yellow blackletter text reads "The Boys Are Back In Town!" with white Gothic style text below reading "Merry Christmas!" A retro cartoon illustration depicts Jesus Christ and Santa Claus