Just Here For The Boobies - Unisex T-Shirt western A dark olive midcentury line

A dark olive midcentury line art anthropomorphic planet wearing a party hat and Saturn-like ring roller skates in a dynamic pose between "CHICAGO" and "ILLINOIS

White decorative script text reads "Got Ho's" above a vintage cartoon-style white silhouette of Santa Claus striding forward with a large gift sack slung over his shoulder

and orange dots

" a yellow banner reading "GREEK GAMES HOMECOMING CHARITY CARNIVAL

Ornate white script with decorative swashes reads "Regulators" across their midsections

Just Here For The Boobies - Unisex T-Shirt western A dark olive midcentury lineGhosts claiming plausible deniability through a pun have the same energy as guys who read Playboy for the articles. That sheet isn't fooling anyone, and the horror font on "boobies" is working harder than any costume at the party. The Details: Bubbly, dripping horror style lettering in distressed cream reads "JUST HERE FOR THE" above a larger "BOOBIES." A vintage style ghost with tattered edges, large dark oval eyes, and outstretched skeletal hands