I Ate An Old 96er - Unisex Tank Top action Santa's arm throwing devil horns

Santa's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card

Inspired by The Shawshank Redemption

Nobody learns faster than two guys who've met a paint can at full swing

Vinny's undefeated record makes that gold serif lettering technically accurate

forming a trefoil-style logo

I Ate An Old 96er - Unisex Tank Top action Santa's arm throwing devil hornsFinishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near death experience at a Wisconsin lodge. Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top. A large illustrated cut of beef rendered in red and pink tones with visible marbling detail sits centered below. Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD